greg ([info]werezombi) wrote,

A few facts about Vin Diesel....

So apparently Vin Diesel has warented his own facts page just like Chuck Norris here are a few:
In modern society, the act of consuming children is called 'unforgiveable' and 'deranged'. Vin Diesel calls it 'breakfast'.
Two of Vin Diesel's skin cells make up one Pee Wee Herman.
When asked "Are you a metrosexual?" Vin Diesel replied, "No, I like Buicks."
With the rising cost of gasoline, Vin Diesel is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
If Vin Diesel were a woman, his vagina would be the Eye of Sauron.
Vin Diesel loves unicorns. No, seriously he fucks the shit out of them.
Whenever Vin Diesel farts, India doesn't see the moon for a year.
Vin Diesel uses the Ark of the Covenant to store his D&D dice.

Ill post more later but these are some of the better ones.

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[info]oldschoolhero

February 18 2006, 20:44:45 UTC 6 years ago

this "facts" thing has gone too far! vin diesel sucks! he does not deserve one of those lists, but oh well...

[info]_beforedawn

February 18 2006, 21:53:41 UTC 6 years ago

Actually, the Vin Diesel one came first. And it's frickin hilarious.

[info]markus_maximus

February 18 2006, 23:46:34 UTC 6 years ago

It's kinda wierd to have two of those sites cuz the names are pretty interchangable with the "facts"

[info]roggoblin

February 21 2006, 07:07:54 UTC 6 years ago

Forget about Vin Diesel Forget about Chuck Norris, It is all about MR. T. I pity the fool who doesn't understand it.

[info]roggoblin

February 25 2006, 21:47:28 UTC 6 years ago

Vin Diesel Best Fact!

The mere mention of Vin Diesel's name has been known to bring The Ultimate Warrior to tears.
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